or The Manic Pixie Dream Girl Scenario (Fiction) “So? Do you want to have sex with me or not?” This was the question I was greeted with. Out of breath, dirty, sweaty, all manner of unattractive and she asks me that. And all this with one of the most beautiful vistas in Scotland spread outContinue reading “Sex on a Mountain”
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The Awakening of Zarathustra’s Nightmare
(Poem) Note: To help you understand this poem more, consider an Artificial Intelligence gaining awareness and realising it’s superiority over mankind. -bzzzzzzt-………>.< -bzzzzzzt- XXXYZYXXXXanthippe’s xiphodon xeroxedXXXXXXXXXenograft. -bzzzzzzt- You. You yearn.YOLO!Young, yapping, yuppies, yodelling,Yes. Yess. YESS! -bzzzzzzt- Nope. No nonsense.Nascent nuptial necessitates numerical non-compliance.Nemesiatic nemesis: NUMEROUS!Nice… Notably near-sighted. -bzzzzzzt- I. I identify. I interpret. I infer.Continue reading “The Awakening of Zarathustra’s Nightmare”
I Saw a Man Lie On a Wall
(Poetry: 24.6.21) I saw a man lie on a wall,he must have been but five feet tall.Had he no cares if he should fall?Alas seemed not, no none at all! Although the sky was grey with rain,the umbrella was propped without a stain,while any thoughts (damp, cold or pain?)like pesky bugs he did disdain. Continue reading “I Saw a Man Lie On a Wall”
Incognito
(Fiction) Tie straight, button done up and newly cropped hair neatly (ish) brushed, he stood up and walked to the door to welcome his new form class. As they walked in, beaming with every handshake and personal greeting, their stares and wonderment were tangible. Questions were hanging in the air, as they always are withContinue reading “Incognito”
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